Monday, November 8, 2010

....dary. This weekend was Legendary.

Friday afternoon arrives and 12 people make the trip down for the LSU game here. Darby, Thomas, Tweeder, Hunter & Ginger, Will Hodges, Sarah & Will, and new friends Wes and Elaina. As soon as they get here, Darby decides to "ICE" me from the game "Bros Icing Bros". Needless to say I was not happy. Check out the rules here.

According to the rules, the following photographic evidence must be shown.

I just got iced........bro

Since a trip to South Louisiana would not be complete without Cajun food, I took everybody to Randols here in Lafayette, one of the best places for this sort of thing. Everybody really enjoyed it, to the point where i thought Darby was gonna make love to his Etoufee. We go out that night to a bar near the house and partied pretty hard and got in pretty late. Everyone fit into the apt pretty comfortable between my beds, couch, and air matresses they brought. In the morning we started getting up about 8 and by 9:30 everyone is dressed and ready to go (an impressive feat with two showers and 13 people-including 3 girls).

We made it to campus by about 12 because traffic was awful. We are clearly outnumbered here. Its like that anytime you go to an away game but it seems like there are expecially few Bama fans down here. And contrary to popular belief, all the fans arn't bad down here, its just that the ones that are bad make up for it by being super awful. One guy gave us all beers and gumbo on our way to the stadium because I recognized the high school jacket he was wearing was from Lafayette. On the flip side I gave some dude a high five after the game, he then realized I was an Alabama fan and asked if I wanted to fight about it. I declined his invitation.



Thomas, Will, Hunter, Sarah, Darby, Ginger, Stephen, Will Hodges, Wes, Tweeder....Elaina was taking the picture

So we make it to the game and I am sitting with Thomas on the first row of the 17 yd line. Pretty cool seats but we speant about 80% of the game watching the jumbotron.
I will say this, Alabama is a good team, just not a great team that we have been the last two years. To beat Bama, you have to play a perfect game and hop we make mistakes. USC and LSU did exactly this. They made the plays that they had to, and took advantage of our mistakes. All credit goes to those teams. We as a fanbase got a little spoiled these last two years but hopefully we will back to form next year when our defense is not so young. Hell, Bear Bryant was at Alabama for 26 years and had quite a few 8-4, 7-5 seasons. You simply cannot be great all the time.


These seats were super close to the field, so much so that you couldnt see over the players on the sidelines

After the game we end up meeting up with Darby's cousin Paul who lives in Baton Rouge. He showed us around and took us to a tailgate. They had so much food and drink at this thing it was amazing, including the best muffalettas I have ever had. They also had frozen applesauce and moonshine. Lets just say it gets you there quick. Elaina was the only one of us that didnt go to the game. She went to a bar during and.....lets just say had such a good time that this happened at the tailgate.


And boom goes the dynamite

We went out to a bar and most of the group was ready to go back to Lafayette. I gave them my keys and Darby, Paul and his girlfriend, and I all stayed at the bar and stayed the night at Pauls.



Paul drove us back to Lafayette the next morning and when I got there everyone was up and actually had the house clean. That was a huge help let me tell you. One of the funnier stories from the weekend came between Thomas and Ginger. Thomas is uber-competitive and likes to be the best he can at anything he is doing. Ginger and he both buy scatch off lottery tickets and Ginger wins some money. She kept trading them in for more tickets. Thomas bought the same amount of tickets and won squat. He was getting so frustrated that he wasnt good.....at a game of chance. He was almost as frustrated as Tweeder was when Thomas was beating him in NFL Blitz for the Nintendo 64 after talking trash all the way from Tuscaloosa. Since i've known Thomas, I think he is, and this is approx., 800 wins-1 loss at that game.

Ovearall I think it went well. 72 hours, 13 people, gallons of booze, no accidental deaths or dismemberments in hostile territory.....i'd have to say it was Legendary

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

This weekend is going to be Legen....wait for it



I am so pumped to return to Tiger Stadium and end LSU's season. Im mostly excited about everyone coming down and partying in Lafayette the night before the game. It should get wild

Oh The Places You'll Go!




This is a map of all the places I have worked for Halliburton in the last 6 months. (click on it to enlarge) We drive everywhere, so those Penn and ND jobs take a long time to get to. Hell, the Alabama jobs take the least amont of time to get to and those were 6 hours drive away. I placed a pin everywhere I have went and they are named for the company we did work for. Im hoping to get out west and into the gulf soon.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Most Random Experience Ever

A few weeks ago I went to Wild Wings to watch the Bama game and met some other Bama fans. One was a guy who is my age that just moved down here as well from Tuscaloosa and actually grew up about 30 minutes from me. We exchanged numbers, hoping to have somebody to watch Bama games with. Every game one of us was out of town or in ttown, so we finally got together this weekend to watch a game. He said he had some friends from work that go to the University of Louisiana-Lafayette and it they were tailgating for the game and invited me.

These guys know how to tailgate with the best of them. Just because they go to a smaller school you would thing they go to a huge one with the tailgating. In all honesty, its an excuse to drink, but who needed those in college. I say this because three different people I asked couldnt tell me who UL-L was playing. I was dumbfounded by this conversation.

Me: So who are you guys playing?
ULL Fan: I have no clue.
Me: Are you going to the game?
Fan: Hell no, we suck.
Me: You watching the game on tv?
Fan: No, why?

I had no answer for him. I couldnt imagine going to all this trouble to dress up nice and pull out grills for an event I cared nothing about.....7 times a year.
So UL-L is terrible. They lost to Western Kentucky 48-21. Western Kentucky had lost to their last 28 opponents. Yeah.

So we go back to Wild Wings for the Bama game then met back up with the ULL folks to go out to one of the bars near the school. I asked Jeff (the guy from Bama) what this bar was like. He said it was like The Houndstooth.

Wrong.

I have never been to a place like this. First of all, it tries to pass as a club, with club music. Not my scene first of all. Secondly, I have never seen as many different kind of people hanging out at the same place. I dont know if this is like the only bar but these people:



Were hanging out with these people:


And these people:
trashy Pictures, Images and Photos

I kid you not when I say I am not exagerating to the diufferent groups of people in this place.

So now to the most random expeience maybe of my life (yes. i know, the ABOVE STORY does not touch this). So me and another Engineer named Barrett are heading to do a job in Arkansas. Im sleeping in the passenger seat when i hear him say "What the hell is going on here?".

I look up and this guy is trucking it out of the woods carrying something over his shoulder. He doesnt look for cars and crosses our 3 lanes, the median, and the other three lanes without breaking stride. He then dumps the package on the other side of the far guardrail and high tails is back into the woods. The package looked exactly the way a body would look if it were wrapped in a tarp. The way this guy was running we really thought it was. So we pulled over, and turned around, figuring we couldnt live with ourselves if we didnt.

This convo actually happened:
Barrett: Get out and look and see if its a body.
Cliff: I'm not going to get out.
B:Well we gotta see if it is.
C: I dont know that I really want to know.
B: Im getting out, YOU BETTER KEEP A WATCH ON THOSE WOODS AND WARN ME IF THIS GUY IS COMBING BACK.
C: Ok

At this point all the color has drained form his face as he is approaching the tarp. He reaches out his leg as far as he can to try to nudge this body. Looking back on it he may have been doing the Stanky Leg



So he flips the corner of the tarp with his toe and it a ton con copper wires. We look off the road and on the other side of the road is a dump. This guy had been digging in the the dump, finding copper wire to sell. At about 2 dollars per pound copper is pretty expensive. Watching the color return to Barrets face on the side of I-30 was priceless.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Halloween Fastly Approaching

Halloween is coming up next weekend, and I have a few costume ideas. Halloween is always fun for me, and I pride myself on Having some of the best costumes. In years previous I was:

1) 1/2 of the Guiness Brewmasters



2) Vince from Shamwow!


Here I am with Old Greg



3)Marty Mcfly from Back to the Future, complete with hoverboard




Some of my favorites Ive ever seen:

1) Old Greg (as pictured above-if you have never seen this, its more than absurd)


2)Hardly Boys (from South Park)
I never got pictures and youtube doesnt have any good clips


So I'm thinking of either going as Marty Mcfly again or maybe Antoine Dodson. What do you guys think? Leave suggestions


This is priceless

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Random Lunch Observations

So I went on my lunch break to the local Chili's and sat at the bar area killing time on my phone when i happen to observe a few things.

1) The lady at the table beside me ordered two glasses of red wine. At 11:00 AM. At the same time. So I think, ok...sure its early but maybe she is meeting somebody. Well, she was meeting somebody, and when they got there that lady ordered two glasses for herself. Who orders two at the same time!? Its not like your getting a discount on these things....order one and when you finish order the second. I knew the Cajuns liked to drink but "Woo! better order two so I dont have any downtime between my frst and second at 11 AM" is a streach.

2)These 4 guys were about 3 beers deep (im noticing a trend developing) when one guy just routinely kept saying "YOU DONT HAVE TO LIE CRAIG!!!" from the movie "Friday". He did this in his most awful female voice. He then goes on to declare that the movie was pure genius and that it should have won an oscar. Hold the freaking phone. I mean, I like watching Debo clock people and hearing "You got knocked the F@#& out!" as much as the next guy. But if an oscar is what your after, dont premise your movie on weed. And dont cast Chris Tucker. I'm just saying.

By the way, how did this guy (Straight Outta Compton)


turn into this guy



And for the record, "Braveheart" won the Oscar that year, so yeah

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Dont try this at home.....

Go to twistedsifter.com, expecially on fridays as they do this thing called "the shirk report". Any way I found this on there....



If you want to see what its actually supposed to look like, check out the best chase scene ever...